Judging by Mr Lama's reaction, you have Tibet that he didn't see that one coming. Ahem.
The other guy was praying the floor would open up.
This was in the Dalai Telegraph today. We saw it here first, of course.
That's roughly how any jokes I attempt to make are received.It reminds me of the cartoon of the protesters with placards reading "Free Tibet" & the Chinese leader walking past saying "No thanks, I have one already".
The follow-up joke, of course, is that the pizza costs £3. The DL hands over a fiver, and holds his hand out. 'Sorry,' says the shopkeeper, 'change must come from within.'
Soaring: It would have taken me a week to come up with that one.Dave: That's very funny. I'll remember that.