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Saturday, 16 January 2010

I don't want to be the Fairy.

Went for a walk along the beach with Alice who used to be Frank and sure enough there's Mr Parkinson shuffling towards us with his dog Velou. Please don't mention the panic attack, I think.
"So....not on your bike then?" Meanwhile his subconcious has poked his brain and he's looking at Alice warily. Alice is wearing one of her more subtle outfits so Mr Parkinson isn't sure whether Alice is indeed an Alice or a Frank.
"You must have had a real fright then. Not cycling every day like before."
"Yes, thank you. I'm fine."
"All laid down on the wall like that. We thought you'd died."
"Yes, I know, thank you."
"Right then."
"Yes, happy new year, bye."

Going to the braincloud classes did not help at all. In fact they probably doubled my awareness of panic attacks so now everytime I go out, I think...oh, shut up. Maybe I should try acupuncture...?

Monday, 11 January 2010

Looking Over You

Personally, I think this is sort of what heaven looks like when you first arrive. I've only posted so you can hear Per-Olov Kindgren playing his guitar.

The bulldozer is back outside. Eric, the German on the other side says it's cracking the walls of his temple. I have never seen inside his temple. It belonged to a Mason before Eric bought the property. I can't begin to guess what is inside...

Sunday, 10 January 2010

Spry versus Rinso

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As soon as I read Tattered and Lost today I couldn't resist altering the original text. The blog is on the right on the sidebar. It's guaranteed to make you laugh...tattered and lost, that is.

More Snow

The mountains are white, the sky brilliant blue and winds gusting at 110 kms. Surely you've noticed the weather girl's shoes? They all share the same pair of size six, shiny black shoes and the ladies that read the news all share the same patent leather belt that looks like it's for a hernia or something.

Anyway, the kids above have been told for the thirteenth time by their teacher that it is not nice to make human snowballs. If you are under fifty do NOT try this at home.