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Friday, 10 July 2009


You know that feeling you get when faced with an enormous and possibly scary situation?
Does your mind suddenly appear to concentrate on something that has nothing to do with the upcoming confrontation?
The fellow above is standing directly under the walls of Carcasonne. I hope the boiling oil they launch doesn't create a direct hit.

Sunday, 5 July 2009

How to Fry an Egg

Step one: Wait for a really hot day. Place egg on lightly oiled tin foil. Step two: wait a long time.

I forgot to say that after Henry and the invisible wife left there are now tourists in residence and as I am preparing the egg I hear loud sighs of oh my god it's hot in here. (Don't know why it has gone italic). Henry doesn't have air conditioning. I bet they are just delighted to find they have rentedthe house from hell. Wait until the local police do their monthly check on the whereabouts of the invisible wife. I pray they don't fall on any knives like my other neighbour or have tooth ulcers because it's always me that goes to the hospital or doctor's with people that have troubles while visiting this resort. At least now the big hospitals have official interpreters.

Roasted Humano Ser

The tourists have arrived along with sweltering temperatures. It's like 36 outside right now. Arthur is asleep under the air conditioning unit. I feel extremely lethargic unlike the tourists who walk painfully around with burned bodies and white strap marks.

I am tempted to fry and egg on a piece of tinfoil on the tiles outside...ha,ha..hold on...