Has Mr Campo ever had dealings with Maureen?
Well, yes, the same person invented both of them...me. But Maureen is more difficult to control.
I know you did - at least, I assumed so - but I wondered how two such completely different beings would get on with each other and laid 2/1 that Maureen would clout him over the head, thus flattening his topknot, with a saucepan before he could retaliate with a gold-tooled edition of Also sprach Zarathustra or other fine work of philosophy.
They don't get on at all, and Maureen's leatherbound book of "Burckhard's Travels in Nubia" weighs more than a saucepan.