The town is sealed off with police tape due to the three lamposts knocked over by excited football fans...in their cars returning from the bars.
Alice who used to be Frank is stuck in a Police station on the North Coast of France. This is going to be tricky. She doesn't speak any French. She is in a boat with an arthritic labrador who she claims is a thoroughbred although I beg to differ because it has a pointed skull.Then there is the troubling problem of just which part of the Police Station is she in? I must email her. Excuse me.