But if I hadn't been sitting down I wouldn't have been able to watch that incredible guitar fingering.Anyway, I can dance sitting down.
That's quite a talent...even Strip the Willow?
Blimey, no - that requires at least four couples (according to the incomprehensible instructions on the Scottish dance website I found), and I can only comfortably seat six people here. I was thinking more of the Mashed Potato, the Frug or the Hand Jive. See also the final scene of 'Gregory's Girl'.
Don't stop dancing...you'll fall off.