
I broke a tooth on a pistachio nut. My favourite ceramic bowl for the garlic broke when hit by the olive oil bottle but the day rapidly improving by the fact that somebody hacked into the Government of Spain website and replaced the smiling Zapatero with smiling Mr. Bean. It's a well known fact that the average Spaniard thinks Mr. Bean is their president. If you don't believe me, google "Zapatero, Mr. Bean."
Or just go here...
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Spain-Official-EU-Presidency-Website-Is-Hacked-And-Picture-Of-Mr-Bean-Appears-On-It/Article/201001115514359?f=rss
The above is me bumbling around in Adobe illustrator 2 and photoshop.