There is a white van parked outside the invisible wife's house this morning. The second time in as many weeks. It has a British registration plate. I am wondering if I should partake in the big society and tell the owner to run like hell?
Lace curtains? Moi? Absolutely not. Wooden shutters yes. Body bags...there's a thought. Or was he dropping off the invisible wife? Was she there last night?
My current white van's still here. The previous one isn't though...
ReplyDeleteNice to see those shoes again.
Maybe it's here now? If I see the driver Ill ask if he comes from Reading, ha,ha.
ReplyDeleteIs it the same van as before? Is he White van Man (that well-known Dutchman) delivering roses, perhaps?
ReplyDeleteOr empty body bags, little guessing who they might be for?
Or a tenanted one?
(Do you have lace curtains with extra twitch?)
Lace curtains? Moi? Absolutely not. Wooden shutters yes. Body bags...there's a thought. Or was he dropping off the invisible wife? Was she there last night?
ReplyDeleteJump for joy, but as a lady always keep your knees together.
ReplyDeleteYou lead an exciting life! Such goings on would make my heart jump too!
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